HEADLINES
Locally-owned American bulldog named Zelda took on the legendary two yard thousand mile run!
The young, occasionally always energetic female faced the long line of turf in front of two judges, both know for their class, style, glamor, and strict view on technique.
Zelda burst from the invisible gates.
She lumbered thundered, tongue-hanging towards the finish...
She crossed it without so much as a stumble! Astounding!
The world few bystanders cheered, then it was up to the judges.
Judge #1, was Smokey. He had watched the whole undertaking with a grim, slobbery look on his face...
He took in Zelda's clean finish, amazing glory, and popularity, but still wasn't impressed, and preceded to stalk off duck-pond stage.
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However, Judge #2 was awed, screaming, making peace-signs, and swooning with amazement.
She was nearly crying, she was so high happy.
