So, my mom eventually kicked Quinn, Indy, Willow, and Rose off the video game systems today, and tugged us all outside (I had already been outside today, though ;) the pictures prove...)
Quinn, took forever finding something to wear, and by the time she got outside, I looked like this:
Nobody can prove this...but somehow or another, my soul was processed by the woodland queen of spirits. I barely have any memory of the incident.
Apparently it was quite traumatic, because this woodland queen then stole the minds of my sisters, Indy and Willow, and made them into minions.
Their transformation took more time, however.
After a short time, however, it was complete.
They were never the same.
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The following events were dramatic, strange, and very goofy.
I cannot vouch for myself.
I had tail-feathers.
Gawd, and I made faces...heaven help the poor souls that were my/the-woodland-spirit's minions....
(That's my Gus face---see how productive I can be?)
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(That's my Gus face---see how productive I can be?)
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After a while, though, as a last attempt, we brainwashed Quinn. But she just didn't have it out to be a woodland spirit, so she became a Field Nymph.
The transformation was very quick, and sadly, due to the condition of the pasture grasses, her luxurious mane was rather...non-luxurious.
It's okay though, she had a flower.
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Then, Quinn and the minions proceded to quote and act out Vector from the movie Despicable Me; I, as the Queen Spirit, simply watched the show and threw in the occasional word.
"Because I'm creating crime with both direction, and magnitude!"
"Oh yah!"
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The dogs wonder how they survive this.
But they do.
Tough mutts.
All the best~
Journee
